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Three friends are crowded into a makeshift recording studio, creating an old-fashioned radio detective drama called "The Case of the Blue Diamond" for Miss Adelaide's English class. Zoe Grant wrote the script and stars as Dee Amsel, an elegant lady in distress. Buddy Norman directs and plays the hard-boiled private eye Max Incognito. Jay Smouse handles every other role - on the condition that he gets to plug his dubious product, Smouse Miracle Water, and that his cousin Vincent runs the soundboard. Vincent, who gets bored easily, keeps flooding the recording with runaway sound effects, including a squawking crow that prompts the recurring plea, "Would somebody get this crow out of here?"
In the story-within-the-story, Dee Amsel hires Max to prove that her grandfather has stolen her late grandmother's blue diamond ring and replaced it with a cheap imitation. Max takes her to Freddy, a shady jeweler whom Jay insists on playing with a Russian accent. Freddy recognizes the fake as one of his own creations but reveals he stopped selling that line three years ago, deepening the mystery of where the ring really came from.
Trouble erupts behind the microphone when Zoe notices her dialogue keeps changing. Buddy confesses he has been secretly rewriting her script; he bombed his last English test and desperately needs a good grade. When they record the final scene, Buddy hijacks it completely, cutting Zoe's last five pages and unveiling his own twist: Dee herself sold the real ring and is framing her grandfather. Zoe is furious. Buddy, who has read a lot of comic books, insists her ending had no tension, while Zoe - an award-winning school journalist - scoffs that comic books are the ramen noodles of literature.
Jay offers his own ending as a compromise, which turns out to feature the grandfather as a mobster threatening to feed Max to his pet crocodiles. Zoe shuts that down too, and Buddy reluctantly agrees to record her original version, in which the grandfather tearfully admits he hid the ring because he feared Dee would leave him forever. But Buddy sabotages the scene with sarcastic ad-libs, complaining that a mystery with no case to solve isn't a mystery at all. The argument boils over, with Vincent ringing a boxing bell between rounds, until Zoe threatens to quit the project entirely.
Then a message arrives from Miss Adelaide: the principal, a huge fan of old detective shows, wants to air their drama at the school assembly in front of everyone. Now they need an ending, fast. Jay jokes that they could just record Zoe and Buddy fighting for twenty-seven minutes - and the joke sparks a real idea. What if Dee and her grandfather were the ones who always fought?
In the ending they create together, Max digs up the real truth: Dee's grandparents were broke all along. The ring was dime-store jewelry from the start, because they could never afford better. Her proud grandmother - who once gave a man a black eye for mocking her fake ring - had hoped to buy Dee a real diamond by the time she married, but died before she could. Grandfather and granddaughter finally admit they have both made a mess of things and reconcile. Dee never gets a real diamond, but as Max observes, she has her grandfather back - "worth more than a blue diamond any day."
The friends are thrilled with how the story came together, message and all. Buddy apologizes for mocking Zoe's ending, and Zoe admits hers wasn't quite perfect after all - even allowing that if comic books taught Buddy to wrap up a story like that, they can't be all bad. Naturally, Vincent's sound effects still get the last word.