Bryan Dern: Well, whoopity-doopity-doo.
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Christian ABryan Dern:(high pitched) Whoopsi!
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Christian ABryan Dern: This is Cryin' Bryan Dern and I've parked my microphone right here at Whit's End. Where, in classic, journalistic style, I will intrude upon the thoughts and feelings of those nearest and dearest to Whit's End! Here, on what may be the last day of its existence, in fair, old Odyssey! Why dontcha get some violins playing.
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Christian A.Bryan Dern: Now I caught the human brainstorm Eugene Meltsner on his way in this morning. Let's hear that clip shall we.
(goes into clip with the sound of a chicken being hit by an arrow)Bryan Dern: Oh, Eugene!
Eugene:I've nothing to say to you.
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Christian A.Bryan Dern: Now I caught the human brainstorm Eugene Meltsner on his way in this morning. Let's hear that clip shall we?
(goes into clip with the sound of a chicken being hit by an arrow) Bryan Dern: Oh, Eugene?
Eugene:I've nothing to say to you.
Bryan Dern: Oh, c'mon. Tell us what you've been up to. Nobody believes you're going to let Whit's End go without a fight.
Eugene: On that you are correct.
Bryan Dern: Uh, so, uh what's your plan of action?
Eugene: Well, uh (clears throat) I've been at City Hall researching all available documentation about this property for the particular emphasis on the original deed from the McAllister family granting rights to the city.
Bryan Dern: And?
Eugene: No one can find the deed.
Bryan Dern: Really!!? Are you suggesting a conspiracy by members of our government to suppress the truth from the common man!!!?
Eugene: No.
Bryan Dern: Well I am!(laughing) That's a lot more interesting than what you just said isn't it?
Eugene: I'm finished talking to you (slams the door in Bryan's face).
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Christian A.