Bart: I am here on official business!
Wooton: Official business, wow, should I put on a tie?
Bart: No, that won't be necessary.
Wooton: Oh, good, cause I don't have a tie.
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AslanWooton: Do you want some pepperment lemonade? I've got a whole pitcher.
Bart: Pepperment lemonade. Ooh, that sounds disgusting.
Wooton: It is. That's why I've still got a whole pitcher.
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"Bubba"[after watching the news report of Wooton's win]
Bart: That proves it. There is NOTHING good on the T 'n V anymore!
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BenTamika: I can't believe Eugene could have a record deal.
Whit: I can't believe it happened so fast.
Connie: I can't believe the ukelele is popular.
Wooton: I can't believe a hot dog costs four bucks in France!
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KMe: Oops! Sorry! Wrong episode!
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KAnswering machine: Thank you for calling the Arctic Freeze Popsicle Company. Your call is important to us. Approximate hold time is... 84 minutes.
Tom: [sighs] Ho boy.
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Ben