Edwin: I'll call a cab. Precisely how do you call a cab, Shakespeare?
Shakespeare: With a phone, sir.
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KShakespeare: What was all the commotion,sir?
Edwin: Commotion?
Shakespeare: I thought I heard a crash a moment ago.
Edwin: I slipped while I was getting the teacups.
Shakespeare: That explains the first crash, but I heard a series of them.
Edwin: Well, I had to get the milk and sugar, didn't I?
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KShakespeare: The door, sir
Edwin: Ah, yes, the door
Shakespeare: I ment can you get the door?
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