Like Walker Edmonston did with Tom and Bart in Tom for Mayor, Steve Burns carries on a conversation with himself in this episode as both Rodney and Mitch.
- noname

Rodney: So if you don't not know, then you do know! And if you KNOW, that the answer isn't NO, then you know that there's NO WAY you can KNOW I broke the window!
Connie: Um.. okay. Alex, would you like to cross-examine?
Alex: I'm still trying to figure out what he said.
- Aslan

Rodney: Do I look like I'm stupid? *pauses* Strike that from the record!
- Waluigi Freak 99

Alex: Sarah, please state your name for the court.
Sarah: You just said my name, Alex.
Alex: Sarah, cooperate with me.
Sarah: (rolls eyes) My name is Sarah.
Alex: And please state your last name, Ms. Prachett.
Sarah: Prachett.
- Waluigi Freak 99

Connie: Do you have any questions? (talking about the trial)
Rodney:Just one! Do we get a bathroom break during this thing?
- K

Connie:Court will now recess.
Rodney: Oh yeah! When the going gets tough, the tough go out and play on the swings!
- K

Rodney:I would like to call my character witness!
Connie:Yeah that's a good one.
Rodney:No, really.
Connie:Oh. OK.
Rodney:The persecuting attorney would like to call . . . Mitch . . . whatever your last name is.
Mitch:Why would you want me for your character witness?
Rodney:You don't know me very well! That helps!
- K

Rodney: I can't get a lawyer that soon, Uncle Louie's in jail for another six weeks!
- Nancy