Connie: Some specific rules. No using the harp in the David display as a slingshot. And no eating the manna in the Moses display. It's cardboard, Dwayne.
- Puddleglum

Jared: After he bikes through the city, he rides the next 100 miles in an air-conditioned camper till he gets into the next city. Everybody thinks he's out there workin' and sweatin', when he's really sitting on an EXERCISE BIKE in a CAMPER while he watches TV and eats FIG BARS!!
Sarah: You see what I have to listen to?
Jared: It's all stage, just like when they faked that whole moon-landing thing... Which is, uh, another conversation for another time.
- Ben