Donna Barclay: How many years have you lived here?
Don Iowa: On the islands, we don't measure time in years, but in full moons.
Donna Barclay: Okay...how many full moons have you lived here?
Don Iowa: About three years' worth.
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noname(Doris is exiting the plane, and a stewardess approaches her)
StewardessMa'am, I'm afraid I'm going to need the blanket and pillow now.
Doris: Blanket and pillow?
Stewardess: The ones in the bag--they're airline property.
Doris: They're not souvenirs?
Stewardess: No, and neither are the silverware, the drinking glass, the food tray, the coffee pot, the floatation device, or the bag, actually.
Doris: The bag is airline property?
Stewardess: No, the bag is my property.
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