Rodney: What's this piece of cloth for?
Bart: It's a napkin. You wipe your mouth with it while you're eating!
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PuddleglumBart:"Do we have any Grey Coupon?"
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EPDoris:"Welcome to our humble commode."
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EPRodney: Pop, you're now the finalist in the Father of the Decade Contest.
Bart: Oh, yeah? And what am I THIS time, a five-star general? Or Zoltan, King of the Jungle?
Rodney: Ow! Hey, let go of my ear!
Bart: Or how about the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, 'cause I am gonna send you up like a point after!
Rodney: Pop!
Bart: And... don't call me Pop!
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Ben