Harlow: Great cow intestines!
- K

Harlow: (Reading Pilgrim's Progress) Hast thou not a wife AND children? Give it to me straight!
- K

Tome: Reading Pilgrim's Progress) ". . . and as I slept I dreamed a dream." Well, what else would you dream?
- K

Harlow: THere are other questions we must ask ourselves, including, but not limited to, these: "Why am I here?", "Why did I put on mismatching socks this morning?", "Why do birds suddenly appear whenever you are near?"
Sam: Those are the questions we have to ask?
Harlow: There are others, my boy, but I haven't figured them out mathematically yet.
- K

Harlow: Why would Whit's End be closed on a day when it's usually open? On a day that's usually not Sunday?
- K

Harlow: You are a boy, and you CLAIM . . . you are talking to a door.
- K

Tom Riley: 'Well, you did and I didn't so na-na-na-na-na!'
- Christian A.