Harlow:I broke out in hives and turned as red as a . . . hmm . . . as a very red . . . thing.
- K

Harlow: Excuse me, are you . . . Courtney Vincent?
Courtney: Yeah.
Harlow: Harlow Doyle, Private Eye.
Courtney: You're kidding.
Harlow: No! Don't I look like a private eye?
Courtney: No, I thought you were selling encyclopedias or something like that.
Harlow OF COURSE NOT! Though that's not a bad idea.
- K

Harlow: But didn't you realize that by doing your homework, you would miss the Bible study?
Courtney: Yeah.
Harlow: And did you further realize that by missing the Bible study, you would have to explain to ME why you missed it?
Courtney: That I didn't know.
Harlow: ME NEITHER!
- K

Courtney: Look, something's happened to Connie's class. It used to be fun and interesting, but . . . well, lately it's just gotten kind of . . .
Harlow: Hard to follow?
Courtney: No.
Harlow: Shamefully commercialized?
Courtney: No.
Harlow: Unwilling to conform to current thinking on economic matters?
Courtney: No, it's just gotten kind of . . . boring.
Harlow: Ooh, that was my next guess.
- K

Giselle: It's like she comes into the class, and she hasn't even looked at the lesson before she got there.
Harlow: Hmm, so you think she needs glasses, eh?
- K

Harlow: Forget we talked about it. In fact, I'd better forget it, too. La la la la, la la la la, hm hm hm, forgetting, forgetting!
- K

Harlow: I don't think they meant it as an accusation, I simply believe they meant it as a pointed fact.
- K